*SLUT ALERT* 

Look at all you horny people continuing to read ;)

 I is the S in SBW. Doesn't mean I'm easy. (well ish...) The Bitch has summed us all up to a tea (haha pun oh so intended) 

Apologies for the delay, apparently to get money you actually need to work... 

 Is it venting time yet? I shall start anyway ;) So! It randomly started pissing it down on a sunny as fuck day, when I was on my way back from work. No umbrella and in a rush, I decided to soldier through it and just run Bollywood style, praying my boobies don't knock me out. I power walk past a bunch of Asian guys and hear "Tip tip barsa pani..." (I was just as mortified) I don't understand their need to bust out in inappropriate song when they see some pum pum walking by.

 Does this happen to anyone else? Anyone else feel the need to shower after having an encounter with these gundeh? 

Short and sweet for the first post ;)

Asta la vista for now, behbeeee ;) 

Slut x